The first 20 -year -old Max Payne Remedy game today, most importantly for this article, means I can’t make a joke about how it’s old enough to do X or Y. 20 is a rubbish age for milestones. But I just looked at it and found that in America you only have to be 18 years old to buy a gun (what ?!). That means the game’s Max Payne is old enough, in slow motion, jumping to the side while shooting shells right into the face of a mass power amplifier. I think it’s just what Max wanted it to be. Happy bullet day to you!